Environmentalist Debater Gifts

'And I say your hot air is contributing to global warming!'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"Dad, your basement is flooded with over ten inches of left-wing hoax."

Entering Washington, DC. Today's Polticial Atmosphere is TOXIC.

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

"We've made a few changes."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no-one hears it.".... "Then your illegal logging business is a success."

"Woo-hoo!"

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

'Now do you believe in Global Warming?'

Sonny Bono - Singer/US Congressman.

Devil driving a convertible with many tailpipes

'The environmental impact should be minimal. In any event, we can work around it.'

Ahhh! Now we got the IPCC by the balls!

"You hear that? New Zealand plans to tax cow burps. You have been warned!"

"I refuse to be intimidated by climate alarmist!"

Scarecrow holding a sign 'Genetically modified crop', crow comments "Now that is scary"

Frogs jump out of boiling water, but linger in gradually heated water.

The Global War Against Global Warming

Bidenism: Let's Do 1/2 of a Lot of Good Things

Polelitically Incorrect

'I find them ineffective myself.'

"Before we came along, gentlemen, all this was nothing but farmland."

'My dad's no dummy. He knows using 'plastic' is bad for us. I convinced him that we should use paper and go 'green'.'

'Our high prices have helped lower highway fatalities, but do we get any thanks? No.'

I don't know what's worse-drowning over here or roasting over there!

Party Like the Temperature is 1999

'Finally a day of hot deals and cool profit - my kind of climate change.'

Putin Missile

"All we need to do to avoid global catastrophe is reduce subsidies for giant asteroids."

Carotene: A carrot with raging hormones.