Environmentalist Debater Gifts

'And I say your hot air is contributing to global warming!'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"Dad, your basement is flooded with over ten inches of left-wing hoax."

Entering Washington, DC. Today's Polticial Atmosphere is TOXIC.

"If a tree falls in the forest and no-one hears it.".... "Then your illegal logging business is a success."

"We've made a few changes."

"Woo-hoo!"

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

Devil driving a convertible with many tailpipes

Sonny Bono - Singer/US Congressman.

'Now do you believe in Global Warming?'

'The environmental impact should be minimal. In any event, we can work around it.'

"You hear that? New Zealand plans to tax cow burps. You have been warned!"

"I refuse to be intimidated by climate alarmist!"

Ahhh! Now we got the IPCC by the balls!

Scarecrow holding a sign 'Genetically modified crop', crow comments "Now that is scary"

Frogs jump out of boiling water, but linger in gradually heated water.

Polelitically Incorrect

"Before we came along, gentlemen, all this was nothing but farmland."

'I find them ineffective myself.'

'Finally a day of hot deals and cool profit - my kind of climate change.'

I don't know what's worse-drowning over here or roasting over there!

"All we need to do to avoid global catastrophe is reduce subsidies for giant asteroids."

Putin Missile

'Our high prices have helped lower highway fatalities, but do we get any thanks? No.'

Carotene: A carrot with raging hormones.

"Damn straight, if the food chain ain't broke, don't fix it."