Sensitivity Trainer Pillows

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

"My sensitivity trainer says I have to say 'good morning.'"

You're better than my last sensitivity training instructor, but uglier. Training session.

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

The Sensitive Dude.

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

'Why is it you never sign up for any trainings?'

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

'Treat me easy this morning.'

Sport

"I think it's funny, but that guy may have a problem with it."

Sensitivity Reader

'No one is making fun of you. You're just being overly sensitive.'

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'

Box of Tissues

"God, I hate cows."

Sensitivity Training For Bulls.

"Your problem, Trevor, is that you're very thin skinned."

"We may go vegan in the cafeteria."

"If you're going to get this defensive, I'll drop the subject entirely!"

'Oliver's a very sensitive singer-songwriter.'

"No one is completely abominable."

Psychiatrist catches patient's depression.

'Rick and I have decided to be more sensitive.'

'It's alright, it's only simulated sick.'

'I used to be called a sensitive man... now I'm just called a gay man.'

School of Hard Knocks

'Perhaps, Madam would care to see our low calorie menu?'

'And that concludes our sensitivity training, any questions? Yes? That fat, big-nosed gentleman in the back?'

'Multi-skilling course.'

"Not to be a stick in the mud, but I find 'Torch and Pitch Fork Day' kind of offensive."

"Oh yes - I'm very sensitive...I even cried at my own birth...!"

"Can I help you!!"

"Honesty amongst colleagues is vital in our work...of course one has to balance the need for honesty with a requirement to consider the feelings and vulnerabilities of people we work with."