Noise Tolerance Trainer Pillows

"God, I hate cows."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

"My sensitivity trainer says I have to say 'good morning.'"

Sportsman and music

Confucius say: shut up.

Sport

"Jordan takes his wife's wind chimes – he shoots!"

Turn that noise down !

'For the next sixty seconds, this station will make an annoying 'BEEEEP' sound....'

'Whenever I need a little peace and quiet, I do without,'

"O.K., she's sitting down to write in three....two....one...."

Blower wars.

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

"It was heaven before this."

Planet of the Slightly Irritating Squeaky Things.

'Just like nature, I abhor a vacuum - especially when I'm working!'

Plane annoys penthouse apartment.

"It's the people downstairs complaining about the noise again."

"For the New Year, I've decided to listen more and talk less."

'And that concludes our sensitivity training, any questions? Yes? That fat, big-nosed gentleman in the back?'

"Don't you find the ringing of one's mobile phone most annoyingly irritating, Terence, my good fellow?"

Golf Putt

Wrapper Crinkling Area

'What's the discount for the noise issue?'

"When I asked them to keep quiet, they gave me these sleeping pills."

New neighbours

'The gray sedan on the left. Its car alarm ruined my nap!'

"Stop that noise! I'm on the phone!"

"Honesty amongst colleagues is vital in our work...of course one has to balance the need for honesty with a requirement to consider the feelings and vulnerabilities of people we work with."