Noise Tolerators T-Shirts

"O.K., she's sitting down to write in three....two....one...."

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Music for car stereos

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

Election Cancelling Headphones

'Oh it's YOU, Mike! For a moment, I thought I heard the tormented howl of a caged animal!'

"This house is so noisy, I invested in a bigger speaker."

Rational explanations

"I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting."

"What the?! They're installing a wind-chime in our tree! I can't stand the things: we have to move!"

"God, I hate cows."

'For the next sixty seconds, this station will make an annoying 'BEEEEP' sound....'

'It must be nice having a job where you can work at home.'

"This is the worst parade ever."

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

Has Your Cat Always Had Such a Loud Purr...?

Blower wars.

The room for adults who like to complain about children making noise at church

You are what you collect.

Buzz buzz. Beekeeper. Beep beep. Key beeper.

"It was heaven before this."

"God...I hate elevator music."

The neighbour of the beast

Planet of the Slightly Irritating Squeaky Things.

Sneeze Police

"Shh, too much racket."

Open Top Car Stereo volume control, 'irritate', 'annoy', 'enrage'

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'