Noise Survivor Gifts

'How can a person meditate with that racket going on?'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Noise Pollution

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Music for car stereos

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

'These pajamas come with a flak jacket sewn into the lining to protect against the 'Stop Snoring' elbow in the ribs.'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

Election Cancelling Headphones

"I'm sorry, but you can not wear noise protection when teaching your music classes.".

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

"What?" "I SAID TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!"

"They're slowly adapting to the open-office concept."

'I said he could sleep with me... well... he's asleep.'

You are what you collect.

"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."

How often do the planes fly overhead..?

'Now she's frightened of your snoring...'

Has Your Cat Always Had Such a Loud Purr...?

He's listened to 'Mull of Kintyre' eleven times and he's still holding.

"God...I hate elevator music."

"Okay! Okay! I'll do something to stop the barking!"

Open Top Car Stereo volume control, 'irritate', 'annoy', 'enrage'

Push button for loud noise...

'Why don't you use a leaf blower? It annoys the hell out of people.'

'Selma never had a lesson in her life. She picked up all that noise on her own.'

"Do you mind? That’s really annoying."

The musical notes coming from a tuba knock down a man carrying a briefcase.