Noise Complaint Advocate Gifts

This is a library - no sonic booms, please.

At the rock concert...

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

Cat and Broom

Turn that noise down !

"In space, there is no sound. Except those - we can still hear those @#%* things."

"I'm sick of that bloody racket next door...!!"

How often do the planes fly overhead..?

Bird protecting ears from the bell tower

'Could you speak up a little? - I've got six billion of the little twerps buzzing in my ears!'

'I wish the human upstairs would take his boots off!'

"Do you mind? That’s really annoying."

"I'm trying to take a nap so hold down the racquet!"

"Hold on, let me put you on megaphone."

"I don't know which soundbar the neighbor is using, but I wish they would turn it down a bit."

'The bloke from downstairs has come to complain about the noise.'

Oh Frank, Cicadas have moved next door! We need to sound-proof the house...

"Don't you find the ringing of one's mobile phone most annoyingly irritating, Terence, my good fellow?"

Man about to hammer nail into wall as neighbour listens.

Summer Dog

Noise pollution

'Open up Mr. Yomp! I can hear clucking in thee!'

"Excuse me, but on weekdays at 4 A.M., my wife and I are not so much into the pop music."

"Oh no, we've got headbangers moving in upstairs!"

A squirrel is irritated by its upstairs neighbors.

'I'm not stressed by the belated and crowded subway. I'm stressed by all the stupid mobile conversations I was forced to listen to!'

"I feel like he should not be allowed on the quiet car."

Noise pollution grows less offensive as one grows older...

"You mind keeping it down?"

'I wish you'd tell the crowd to be quiet when the ball is in play!'

"Not everyone wants to listen to your audio-book."

Honk if you hate noise pollution.

"Please turn off mobiles so as not to spoil others' enjoyment of the elevator music."

'Would you mind putting your party on vibrate!?'