Noise Complaint Champion Gifts

A squirrel is irritated by its upstairs neighbors.

At the rock concert...

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

Cat and Broom

'Listen, McDonald, either knock off the E-I-E-I-O, or I call the sheriff!'

Turn that noise down !

"In space, there is no sound. Except those - we can still hear those @#%* things."

"I'm sick of that bloody racket next door...!!"

'I know I never play it. I only borrow it from next door to stop him playing the damn thing!'

Complaint Department worker. 'Gosh, I'm good at this job!'

This is a library - no sonic booms, please.

"I want you to share any concerns you have about customer care and I'll see if I can do anything about your whining not completely destroying your career."

"Do you mind? That’s really annoying."

'Could you speak up a little? - I've got six billion of the little twerps buzzing in my ears!'

'Well, you do wonder don't you?'

'I wish the human upstairs would take his boots off!'

"Hold on, let me put you on megaphone."

'The bloke from downstairs has come to complain about the noise.'

Oh Frank, Cicadas have moved next door! We need to sound-proof the house...

'Open up Mr. Yomp! I can hear clucking in thee!'

Noise pollution

Summer Dog

Man about to hammer nail into wall as neighbour listens.

"Excuse me, but on weekdays at 4 A.M., my wife and I are not so much into the pop music."

"Oh no, we've got headbangers moving in upstairs!"

"Not everyone wants to listen to your audio-book."

'I wish you'd tell the crowd to be quiet when the ball is in play!'

"Can't this wait 'till I get home, honey?"

"You mind keeping it down?"

To avoid the nuisance of unattended car alarms, all 2008 models must have owner specific alarms.

"Everything."

"Please turn off mobiles so as not to spoil others' enjoyment of the elevator music."

'Would you mind putting your party on vibrate!?'