Noise Complaint Club Gifts

Cat and Broom

At the rock concert...

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

The nurses here are so slow. Could this blanket be any thinner? The buttons on the tv remote are too darn small. Although her health had improved, Mabel's condition remained critical.

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

Turn that noise down !

"There's a grouch on my couch."

'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...'

"In space, there is no sound. Except those - we can still hear those @#%* things."

Winter. I'm starting to think it's not coming at all.

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

"I'm sick of that bloody racket next door...!!"

This is a library - no sonic booms, please.

Whine Country Tours.

'I wish the human upstairs would take his boots off!'

"I don't know which soundbar the neighbor is using, but I wish they would turn it down a bit."

"Do you mind? That’s really annoying."

"Hold on, let me put you on megaphone."

'Could you speak up a little? - I've got six billion of the little twerps buzzing in my ears!'

'The last candlelit supper we had was when they cut the power off.'

Oftrack - 'It's the body that deals with derailment complaints!'

Oh Frank, Cicadas have moved next door! We need to sound-proof the house...

'The bloke from downstairs has come to complain about the noise.'

"It's so nice being on vacation and having different things to complain about."

'Open up Mr. Yomp! I can hear clucking in thee!'

Man about to hammer nail into wall as neighbour listens.

Summer Dog

"So, after days of moaning about the heat, you can now moan about the torrential rain."

"To think I used to complain about making house calls!"

Stern looking woman sitting at a service window labeled "Complaints".

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