Noise Pollution Expert Gifts

'It's the people downstairs again.'

At the rock concert...

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Hoodie Hang-out

Noisy energy?

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

Novel airport noise abatement procedures.

"In space, there is no sound. Except those - we can still hear those @#%* things."

How often do the planes fly overhead..?

"I know, I haven't morphed a wink since all that construction started next door."

"When it comes to blowing leaves around uselessly and creating an insane amount of noise, this model can't be beat."

Bird protecting ears from the bell tower

"Brass band and bagpipes have their place. Outdoors and 10 miles away!"

"We've built so much good will with the neighbors. Let's not use it up with compulsive vacuuming."

"I'm trying to take a nap so hold down the racquet!"

"Hold on, let me put you on megaphone."

Noise abatement society - Hush.

'When, exactly, did background noise become foreground noise?'

"Hey, whoa, kids! Remember that we have to be extra quiet when mommy's in her remote working cubicle."

"Oh no, we've got headbangers moving in upstairs!"

Protestors against noise pollution being told to keep quiet.

"Not everyone wants to listen to your audio-book."

Noisy Neighbours

'Attaboy, Bill...Bark us right into house arrest...'

'I wish you'd tell the crowd to be quiet when the ball is in play!'

"Blimey! Those floorboards are squeaky..."

"You mind keeping it down?"

"I feel like he should not be allowed on the quiet car."

Honk if you hate noise pollution.

'I said - we can't even cover our ears!'

'In heaven, the angels play their harps continuously.'

"Please turn off mobiles so as not to spoil others' enjoyment of the elevator music."

'Would you mind putting your party on vibrate!?'

Where cicada noise really comes from.