Sound Pollution Critic Gifts

Noisy energy?

At the rock concert...

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Hoodie Hang-out

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

Lessons from the fossil record: Discarded consumer goods in the anthropocene layer in the rock strata.

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).

"Just don't swallow any. What we're wallowing in is Hi- Density-Syntha-Soil Fabricated mud."

"And make sure you give me a paper straw... gotta do my bit for the planet."

'I tell you, since we bought this hybrid, I really feel we're doing our part for the environment!'

"Good Evening. . . would you like to hear about our 'America has too many regulations' specials . . . ?"

'They are worried about the economy.'

"I know, I haven't morphed a wink since all that construction started next door."

"I didn't design mankind to be a short-sighted, self-destructive, ravening plague upon their planet. They figured that out all on their own."

How often do the planes fly overhead..?

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

"When it comes to blowing leaves around uselessly and creating an insane amount of noise, this model can't be beat."

"You should have been here last week. This is clean coal."

Highway sign: Toxic waste area next 3 miles. Don't breathe

Bird protecting ears from the bell tower

'I pose as a concerned citizen, but actually I couldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct.'

"Brass band and bagpipes have their place. Outdoors and 10 miles away!"

"I tho tired."

Keeping America Clean.

"You're too young to be smoking!"

GOP Environmental Stink Tank - G.W. Bush National Forest.

Dieselgate....

Secretary of the Interior Paul Bunyan VI

"I'm trying to take a nap so hold down the racquet!"

"Hold on, let me put you on megaphone."

Factory Chimney