Pollution Critic Gifts

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

"Good Evening. . . would you like to hear about our 'America has too many regulations' specials . . . ?"

Keeping America Clean.

'This is a nice place for a civil building.'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

Dieselgate....

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Noisy energy?

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

Car Emissions

"We ship ours from Deckville to Lyleport."

Lessons from the fossil record: Discarded consumer goods in the anthropocene layer in the rock strata.

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

"And make sure you give me a paper straw... gotta do my bit for the planet."

"I'm from the Environmental Protection Agency. You're doing great."

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

"Just don't swallow any. What we're wallowing in is Hi- Density-Syntha-Soil Fabricated mud."

'I tell you, since we bought this hybrid, I really feel we're doing our part for the environment!'

'I thought of becoming a doctor, but you have to wash your hands all the time . . .'

'They are worried about the economy.'

Water Pollution

"I didn't design mankind to be a short-sighted, self-destructive, ravening plague upon their planet. They figured that out all on their own."

"I know, I haven't morphed a wink since all that construction started next door."

Monsanto

"You should have been here last week. This is clean coal."

Lollipop mask

''No tarball left behind' sounds good, but will it work?'

A madness of motorists

Smoky Factory

"Hey, hon - they published my article."

Mom! The maid is hiding dust under Grandma again!