Industrial Pollution Critic Gifts

Highway sign: Toxic waste area next 3 miles. Don't breathe

Humans...What is their purpose?

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Noisy energy?

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

"Gunther's years ahead of his time."

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

Oil in Nigeria.

'This next song is about oil. Then again, isn't everything?'

Lessons from the fossil record: Discarded consumer goods in the anthropocene layer in the rock strata.

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

I suppose industrial pollution is the price of progress, but I still miss that old world atmosphere.

Big oil.

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

"Well, certainly his claim seems justified , but if we paid off every justified claim what kind of insurance company would we be?"

"And make sure you give me a paper straw... gotta do my bit for the planet."

"It's little Pharma. Want some baby aspirin?"

'I tell you, since we bought this hybrid, I really feel we're doing our part for the environment!'

"Good Evening. . . would you like to hear about our 'America has too many regulations' specials . . . ?"

'All our effluent is green. Shouldn't that win us points with environmentalists?'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

"I didn't design mankind to be a short-sighted, self-destructive, ravening plague upon their planet. They figured that out all on their own."

'Some way we've got to get back the good old American know-how to make cheap crap.'

Think - But not too much.

"I know, I haven't morphed a wink since all that construction started next door."

Water Pollution

Flowers of Pollution

Some other drugs you may enjoy.

"You should have been here last week. This is clean coal."

"Hey, hon - they published my article."

Mom! The maid is hiding dust under Grandma again!