Industrial Critique Gifts

'So what are you complaining about, mister Let's-not-hinder-industry-with-regulations?'

'All our effluent is green. Shouldn't that win us points with environmentalists?'

Battery Hens.

'You can't do that in here. No one wants to breathe your second-hand smoke.'

Humans...What is their purpose?

Polluted geese

"You're quitting? You're walking out?? Couldn't you have at least waited until I finished outsourcing the company??!"

Tempest in a Teapot

Roads with a view.

"I don't want to insult your intelligence - I imagine that happens enough as it is."

"I may need you to take the fall for the Swanson mess. So, goeth with pride."

Finally! There comes my most important man!

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

"I can't help but think that coming here is a total waste of time"

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

'Let's get with it, Miss Ogden -- Spread some papers around on my desk!'

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

'Or we can ask the government for a bailout.'

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

"It was just a little setback - but the boss had away of making seem much larger."

"Sir, surely it's irresponsible to be throwing away so much edible food?"

Federal Department of Gimme, Gimme, Gimme!

"I'm Action Plan Man. Good luck finding someone to impliment it."

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

Corporate policy is that this company is now paperless. Please use hand.

"What is it again that we're the leading provider of?"

'What can we do to reduce our spending?'

Big oil.

FDA Ingredients

The Big Four debate banking ethics

CEO slumber