Industrial Critique Prints

'So what are you complaining about, mister Let's-not-hinder-industry-with-regulations?'

'All our effluent is green. Shouldn't that win us points with environmentalists?'

Battery Hens.

'You can't do that in here. No one wants to breathe your second-hand smoke.'

Humans...What is their purpose?

Polluted geese

"You're quitting? You're walking out?? Couldn't you have at least waited until I finished outsourcing the company??!"

Roads with a view.

"I may need you to take the fall for the Swanson mess. So, goeth with pride."

Finally! There comes my most important man!

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'Let's get with it, Miss Ogden -- Spread some papers around on my desk!'

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

"I can't help but think that coming here is a total waste of time"

Federal Department of Gimme, Gimme, Gimme!

"Sir, surely it's irresponsible to be throwing away so much edible food?"

"I'm Action Plan Man. Good luck finding someone to impliment it."

'Or we can ask the government for a bailout.'

"It was just a little setback - but the boss had away of making seem much larger."

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

"What is it again that we're the leading provider of?"

Corporate policy is that this company is now paperless. Please use hand.

'What can we do to reduce our spending?'

CEO slumber

'The following program was made possible by a totally unscrupulous sponsor....'

'Understand that if you work for me, and you have one of your 'fresh ideas', I'm going to ignore it. At least until the next Board Meeting - when I'll present it as another of MY great, innovative visions for the future of the company!'

Big oil.

"In this company, GDP stands for gree, deception and profit."