Capitalist Critique Gifts

"Just tell him it's 'other people' as in 'other people's money.'"

"Our founder was a hippie before selling out to business."

"Poor Karl Marx...If he had known that guys like you are called 'human capital' these days he would have called his book 'The Sloth.'"

"That's more like it!"

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

Tempest in a Teapot

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

The Price of Freedom

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

"Sir, your greed is showing."

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"Money is life's report card."

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

Corporate Greed.

'That might work as your own personal mission statement. But what we're really shooting for here is something the whole company can get behind.'

"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

The two faces of capitalism.

Capitalism and Consumers

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

"Stocks rose today on news that even higher taxes won't stop the rich from getting richer."

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Making money for investors is simple