Capitalist Critic Gifts

Looking for a gift for the capitalist critic in your life? Our collection combines humor with sharp commentary, offering products that challenge norms and make a statement. From quirky mugs to bold prints, these items celebrate critical thinking and capitalist critique with style and humor.

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"It appears you're a bit overqualified to be exploited but somewhat underqualified to exploit others."

"It appears you're a bit overqualified to be exploited but somewhat underqualified to exploit others." mockup

"It appears you're a bit overqualified to be exploited but somewhat underqualified to exploit others."

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"It helps me stay focused on what matters most."

"It helps me stay focused on what matters most." mockup

"It helps me stay focused on what matters most."

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"What is it again that we're the leading provider of?"

"What is it again that we're the leading provider of?" mockup

"What is it again that we're the leading provider of?"

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Stockopolis.

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CEO slumber

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"Sir, surely it's irresponsible to be throwing away so much edible food?"

"Sir, surely it's irresponsible to be throwing away so much edible food?" mockup

"Sir, surely it's irresponsible to be throwing away so much edible food?"

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"...And so Bob was recalled to our Lord, the self-regulating market."

"...And so Bob was recalled to our Lord, the self-regulating market." mockup

"...And so Bob was recalled to our Lord, the self-regulating market."

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"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money." mockup

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

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"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me." mockup

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

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'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.' mockup

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

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'Need I tell you the name of the game?' mockup

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

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'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.' mockup

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

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'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!' mockup

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

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The Price of Freedom

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"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?" mockup

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

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First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship. mockup

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

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"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it." mockup

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

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'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?'' mockup

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

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"Sir, your greed is showing."

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Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt. mockup

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

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"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!" mockup

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

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"Money is life's report card."

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Corporate Greed.

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'That might work as your own personal mission statement. But what we're really shooting for here is something the whole company can get behind.'

'That might work as your own personal mission statement. But what we're really shooting for here is something the whole company can get behind.' mockup

'That might work as your own personal mission statement. But what we're really shooting for here is something the whole company can get behind.'

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I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !' mockup

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

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"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."

"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program." mockup

"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."

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Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs. mockup

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

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Capitalism and Consumers

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The two faces of capitalism.

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Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

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"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?" mockup

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

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"Stocks rose today on news that even higher taxes won't stop the rich from getting richer."

"Stocks rose today on news that even higher taxes won't stop the rich from getting richer." mockup

"Stocks rose today on news that even higher taxes won't stop the rich from getting richer."

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'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.' mockup

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

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'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.' mockup

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

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Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified mockup

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

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Capitalist Critic Gifts Collection

Capitalist Critic Mugs

Discover our range of mugs that speak your mind. Perfect for the capitalist critic, these mugs blend humor and critique in designs that brighten your day.

Capitalist Critic Pillows

Bring humor and critique into your home with our smartly designed pillows, perfect for the critic with a sense of style.

Capitalist Critic Prints

Explore our bold art prints that challenge norms and showcase your critical side. Perfect for decorating your space with wit and personality.

Capitalist Critic T-Shirts

Express your views with our witty t-shirts designed for the capitalist critic. Make your point clear while staying stylish and comfortable.