Capitalist Critic Mugs

"It appears you're a bit overqualified to be exploited but somewhat underqualified to exploit others."

"It helps me stay focused on what matters most."

"What is it again that we're the leading provider of?"

Stockopolis.

CEO slumber

"Sir, surely it's irresponsible to be throwing away so much edible food?"

"...And so Bob was recalled to our Lord, the self-regulating market."

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

The Price of Freedom

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

"Sir, your greed is showing."

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"Money is life's report card."

Corporate Greed.

'That might work as your own personal mission statement. But what we're really shooting for here is something the whole company can get behind.'

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

Capitalism and Consumers

The two faces of capitalism.

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

"Stocks rose today on news that even higher taxes won't stop the rich from getting richer."

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified