Capitalist Critic Mugs

"It appears you're a bit overqualified to be exploited but somewhat underqualified to exploit others."

"It helps me stay focused on what matters most."

"What is it again that we're the leading provider of?"

Stockopolis.

CEO slumber

Tempest in a Teapot

"Sir, surely it's irresponsible to be throwing away so much edible food?"

"Okay, I have contributed to the total devastation of the planet because I wanted to make more profit. But I called my 12th 450 HP Luxury Limousine 'Greta'. Doesn't that count?"

"...And so Bob was recalled to our Lord, the self-regulating market."

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

The Price of Freedom

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

"Money is life's report card."

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

"Sir, your greed is showing."

Corporate Greed.

'That might work as your own personal mission statement. But what we're really shooting for here is something the whole company can get behind.'

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

The two faces of capitalism.

Capitalism and Consumers

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

Making money for investors is simple

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified