Capitalist Critics Mugs

Unemployed Hero

'Yesterday's work ethic ... Today's don't care ethic.'

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

The Price of Freedom

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

Tempest in a Teapot

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

"Sir, your greed is showing."

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

"Money is life's report card."

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

Corporate Greed.

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

'That might work as your own personal mission statement. But what we're really shooting for here is something the whole company can get behind.'

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

The two faces of capitalism.

Capitalism and Consumers

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Privatized Jails

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

Making money for investors is simple