Capitalist Critics Pillows

'Yesterday's work ethic ... Today's don't care ethic.'

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

The Price of Freedom

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"Money is life's report card."

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

"Sir, your greed is showing."

Corporate Greed.

'That might work as your own personal mission statement. But what we're really shooting for here is something the whole company can get behind.'

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

Capitalism and Consumers

The two faces of capitalism.

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

"Stocks rose today on news that even higher taxes won't stop the rich from getting richer."

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

Privatized Jails

Consumption Graph.

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations