Capitalism Critique Follower Pillows

'All we want is to be loved while making obscene profits.'

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

Tempest in a Teapot

The Price of Freedom

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

Corporate Greed.

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

"Sir, your greed is showing."

"Money is life's report card."

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

'That might work as your own personal mission statement. But what we're really shooting for here is something the whole company can get behind.'

"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

The two faces of capitalism.

Capitalism and Consumers

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

"Stocks rose today on news that even higher taxes won't stop the rich from getting richer."

Making money for investors is simple

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Consumption Graph.

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

'A market ruled by only three companies is bad for the customers and it puts down development and innovation. I would be a strong opponent to such a market, if I didn't own all three companies.'

Sign: Globo Corporation: A company on a journey to find its authentic self, guided by the traditional disciplines of Western Capitalism.