Capitalism Critiquers Pillows

Turbo-Capitalism meets its match.

"This week, we speak with some creative young entrepreneurs who have taken what used to be an accessible, smoothly functioning public service and revamped it into a cash cow of a privatized system."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

The Price of Freedom

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

Tempest in a Teapot

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

"Sir, your greed is showing."

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"Money is life's report card."

Corporate Greed.

'That might work as your own personal mission statement. But what we're really shooting for here is something the whole company can get behind.'

"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

The two faces of capitalism.

Capitalism and Consumers

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

Making money for investors is simple

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

Consumption Graph.

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

'A market ruled by only three companies is bad for the customers and it puts down development and innovation. I would be a strong opponent to such a market, if I didn't own all three companies.'

Sign: Globo Corporation: A company on a journey to find its authentic self, guided by the traditional disciplines of Western Capitalism.