Capitalism Critiquer Pillows

"Your money was working for you, but it suddenly quit and now it's working for me!"

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

What if #MeToo Held Capitalist Predators to Account Too?

Regrifting

Angel of money

Selling Arms and Leg

The Rich Get Richer, Inc.

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

Tempest in a Teapot

The Price of Freedom

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

"Money is life's report card."

"Sir, your greed is showing."

Corporate Greed.

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

'That might work as your own personal mission statement. But what we're really shooting for here is something the whole company can get behind.'

"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

Capitalism and Consumers

The two faces of capitalism.

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

Making money for investors is simple

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified