Capitalism Critiquer T-Shirts

"Your money was working for you, but it suddenly quit and now it's working for me!"

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

Regrifting

Angel of money

Selling Arms and Leg

The Rich Get Richer, Inc.

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

The Price of Freedom

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"Money is life's report card."

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

"Sir, your greed is showing."

Corporate Greed.

'That might work as your own personal mission statement. But what we're really shooting for here is something the whole company can get behind.'

"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

Capitalism and Consumers

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

The two faces of capitalism.

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

"Stocks rose today on news that even higher taxes won't stop the rich from getting richer."

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

Consumption Graph.

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

'A market ruled by only three companies is bad for the customers and it puts down development and innovation. I would be a strong opponent to such a market, if I didn't own all three companies.'