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'Starbucks! Starbucks!...'

The Distribution of Wealth in the United States Expressed as Peanut Butter in a Sandwich.

"Basic economics - sometimes the parts are worth more than the whole."

"I'm afraid the news isn't good. Word has it that consumers are starting to find out what actually matters."

"We're talking business ethics not ethics."

"Everything I have, son, I have because your grandfather left it to me. I see now that that was a bad thing."

Consumption Graph.

'Good news from Accounting - the rich are still getting richer and the poor are still getting poorer.'

"Why is the invisible hand of the marketplace always in my pocket?"

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

'Wall Street' street sign with cross walk light reading 'Get Real'

The yes men...

'We decided to be more transparent.'

"You can't legislate morality, thank heaven."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'According to our research only ten percent of what we do is reprehensible, but it accounts for one hundred percent of our profits.'

Squeezing the world dry on an orange juicer

'I know you purchased the stock at fifty and now it's ten, and they filed for bankruptcy, but let's not read too much into that.'

'I love to come here because it reminds me of how I became a capitalist.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

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Truth and beauty? Or money

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

Contaminated eggs? No problem at all!

"Last chance for batteries before the light at the end of the tunnel."

"Before we start, have you folks considered upgrading to Platinum Élite membership?"

'Don't be sad, Timmy. The fuzzy, little bunny was unfocused and inefficient. Tiger had a moral obligation to drive it from the marketplace.'

Disposable Income

The Millionaire's Club

Capitalism and Consumers

"Spare change for those unfortunate enough to have to walk around in a bird costume all day?"

The two faces of capitalism.

"As you go through life, take time to monetize the roses."

"They just made a little money the old-fashioned way, Ben–they stole it."