Capitalism Critique Follower T-Shirts

'All we want is to be loved while making obscene profits.'

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

The Price of Freedom

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

"Sir, your greed is showing."

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"Money is life's report card."

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

Corporate Greed.

'That might work as your own personal mission statement. But what we're really shooting for here is something the whole company can get behind.'

"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

The two faces of capitalism.

Capitalism and Consumers

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

"Stocks rose today on news that even higher taxes won't stop the rich from getting richer."

Consumption Graph.

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

'A market ruled by only three companies is bad for the customers and it puts down development and innovation. I would be a strong opponent to such a market, if I didn't own all three companies.'

'Money, that's what seperates us from the apes.'

Sign: Globo Corporation: A company on a journey to find its authentic self, guided by the traditional disciplines of Western Capitalism.