Critique Of Capitalism Fan T-Shirts

"O. K., if it will increase market share."

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

The Price of Freedom

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

Tempest in a Teapot

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

"Sir, your greed is showing."

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

Corporate Greed.

"Money is life's report card."

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

'That might work as your own personal mission statement. But what we're really shooting for here is something the whole company can get behind.'

"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

The two faces of capitalism.

Capitalism and Consumers

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

Big business is not evil

"Stocks rose today on news that even higher taxes won't stop the rich from getting richer."

Making money for investors is simple

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

World Economics

"I've deregulated Arthur, but he still doesn't run very efficiently."