Critic Of Capitalism T-Shirts

'Give me a dollar, and I promise not to out it in a bank too big to fail!'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

The Price of Freedom

Tempest in a Teapot

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

"Money is life's report card."

Corporate Greed.

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"Sir, your greed is showing."

'That might work as your own personal mission statement. But what we're really shooting for here is something the whole company can get behind.'

"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

Capitalism and Consumers

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

The two faces of capitalism.

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

"Stocks rose today on news that even higher taxes won't stop the rich from getting richer."

Making money for investors is simple

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

Consumption Graph.