Critic Of Capitalism Mugs

'Give me a dollar, and I promise not to out it in a bank too big to fail!'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

The Price of Freedom

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

Corporate Greed.

"Sir, your greed is showing."

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

"Money is life's report card."

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

'That might work as your own personal mission statement. But what we're really shooting for here is something the whole company can get behind.'

"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

The two faces of capitalism.

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

Capitalism and Consumers

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

"Stocks rose today on news that even higher taxes won't stop the rich from getting richer."

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Consumption Graph.

'A market ruled by only three companies is bad for the customers and it puts down development and innovation. I would be a strong opponent to such a market, if I didn't own all three companies.'