Capitalist Critique Fan T-Shirts

'There are no strangers, Henderson - Only unexploited markets.'

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

Tempest in a Teapot

The Price of Freedom

'And this will be our strategic plan for the coming year.'

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

"Money is life's report card."

Corporate Greed.

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

"Sir, your greed is showing."

Golden parachutes inc. - 'Our pleas for bail-out funds were ignored.'

'That might work as your own personal mission statement. But what we're really shooting for here is something the whole company can get behind.'

"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

The two faces of capitalism.

Capitalism and Consumers

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

Big business is not evil

Making money for investors is simple

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

World Economics

Consumption Graph.

'A market ruled by only three companies is bad for the customers and it puts down development and innovation. I would be a strong opponent to such a market, if I didn't own all three companies.'