Capitalist Critique Enthusiast Mugs

"You want a living wage?! Wow. Did you ever stop to think of the bigger picture? If we did that for everyone, where would my million dollar bonuses come from?"

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

The Price of Freedom

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

Corporate Greed.

"Sir, your greed is showing."

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

"Money is life's report card."

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

'That might work as your own personal mission statement. But what we're really shooting for here is something the whole company can get behind.'

"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

Capitalism and Consumers

The two faces of capitalism.

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

World Economics

Big business is not evil

"I've deregulated Arthur, but he still doesn't run very efficiently."

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified