Capitalist Critique Enthusiast Gifts

"You want a living wage?! Wow. Did you ever stop to think of the bigger picture? If we did that for everyone, where would my million dollar bonuses come from?"

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

Tempest in a Teapot

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

The Price of Freedom

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

Corporate Greed.

"Sir, your greed is showing."

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"Money is life's report card."

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

'That might work as your own personal mission statement. But what we're really shooting for here is something the whole company can get behind.'

"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

Capitalism and Consumers

The two faces of capitalism.

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

Big business is not evil

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

Making money for investors is simple

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

World Economics

"I've deregulated Arthur, but he still doesn't run very efficiently."