Capitalism Critics Gifts

"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."

"Today the secret ingredients for Mom's Apple Pie were sold to the Japanese for sixty-eight million dollars."

'Frenzy Corp: 20,000 people in 14 countries working themselves into a flippin' nervous breakdown so that your every whim is satisfied.

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"I regret that I have but one life to lose for some fat capitalist!"

The Devil's Work

One Man's Bliss Is Another's Nightmare

'But it all means nothing, if you can't share it with some Thing.'

Soul Shopping Channel.

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"What are you doing?" "The stock market hit a record high. Money should be tricking down at any time."

"Three million a year before bonuses."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

Tempest in a Teapot

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

The Price of Freedom

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

Corporate Greed.

"Sir, your greed is showing."

"Money is life's report card."

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

'That might work as your own personal mission statement. But what we're really shooting for here is something the whole company can get behind.'

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

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Capitalism and Consumers

The two faces of capitalism.