Capitalism Critique Gifts

Exec Has His Whole Life At His Desk

Cubicles, Execs And Employees Growing More Similar To Bees

"She went off the grid to write a book about being off the grid so she could come back to a better place on the grid."

Civilization

'That's our mission statement.'

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

The Price of Freedom

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"Sir, your greed is showing."

"Money is life's report card."

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

Corporate Greed.

'That might work as your own personal mission statement. But what we're really shooting for here is something the whole company can get behind.'

"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

The two faces of capitalism.

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

Capitalism and Consumers

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'