Capitalism Critique Gifts

Exec Has His Whole Life At His Desk

Cubicles, Execs And Employees Growing More Similar To Bees

"She went off the grid to write a book about being off the grid so she could come back to a better place on the grid."

Civilization

'That's our mission statement.'

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

Tempest in a Teapot

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

The Price of Freedom

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

"Sir, your greed is showing."

Corporate Greed.

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"Money is life's report card."

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

'That might work as your own personal mission statement. But what we're really shooting for here is something the whole company can get behind.'

"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

The two faces of capitalism.

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

Capitalism and Consumers

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

Making money for investors is simple

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified