Pollution Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who debates the environment with creativity and humor? Our collection celebrates pollution philosophers—those thinkers who challenge us to rethink sustainability with a witty twist. Whether they’re advocating for cleaner airs or pondering the impact of waste, our products blend wit and wisdom to inspire and amuse. Browse unique mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that resonate with their insightful and eco-minded spirit. Great for anyone passionate about environmental issues, but who loves a clever, artistic approach to activism—making each gift both meaningful and memorable.

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"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws." mockup

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

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Humans...What is their purpose?

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"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?" mockup

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

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Tuesday, 2022

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Green Energy used to power polluting industries

Green Energy used to power polluting industries mockup

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

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The economy and the environment.

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Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf... mockup

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

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'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.' mockup

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

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The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest. mockup

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

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Earth Mover 3000: A not-so-happy God with the humans about to use an Earth Mover on Planet Earth

Earth Mover 3000: A not-so-happy God with the humans about to use an Earth Mover on Planet Earth mockup

Earth Mover 3000: A not-so-happy God with the humans about to use an Earth Mover on Planet Earth

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Biofuel - a solution or...?

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A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks. mockup

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

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"I think the scientists want us to realize our world is warming and do something before future generations can't live here anymore, but it's tough to focus when cheese is so good."

"I think the scientists want us to realize our world is warming and do something before future generations can't live here anymore, but it's tough to focus when cheese is so good."

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'One day this will all be yours.' mockup

'One day this will all be yours.'

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"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here." mockup

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

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"In space news, our discarded PPE is forming a new planet."

"In space news, our discarded PPE is forming a new planet." mockup

"In space news, our discarded PPE is forming a new planet."

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Lessons from the fossil record: Discarded consumer goods in the anthropocene layer in the rock strata.

Lessons from the fossil record: Discarded consumer goods in the anthropocene layer in the rock strata. mockup

Lessons from the fossil record: Discarded consumer goods in the anthropocene layer in the rock strata.

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'Wow... What did you use for bait?' mockup

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

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A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts.

A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts. mockup

A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts.

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"What a BEAUTIFUL creature! - I must gas it, then pin it to a cork board...!"

"What a BEAUTIFUL creature! - I must gas it, then pin it to a cork board...!" mockup

"What a BEAUTIFUL creature! - I must gas it, then pin it to a cork board...!"

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"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...." mockup

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

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'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.' mockup

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

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The youth shows responsibility!

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'CFC's? I've been using this for years!'

'CFC's? I've been using this for years!' mockup

'CFC's? I've been using this for years!'

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'No sooner had I gotten over religious guilt when I developed eco-guilt.'

'No sooner had I gotten over religious guilt when I developed eco-guilt.' mockup

'No sooner had I gotten over religious guilt when I developed eco-guilt.'

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"Just don't swallow any. What we're wallowing in is Hi- Density-Syntha-Soil Fabricated mud."

"Just don't swallow any. What we're wallowing in is Hi- Density-Syntha-Soil Fabricated mud." mockup

"Just don't swallow any. What we're wallowing in is Hi- Density-Syntha-Soil Fabricated mud."

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Minnesota ground water

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Today's problems should have been solved in the 1950s, but in the '50s we were solving the problems of the '20s, and in the 20's we were solving the problems of the 1890's.

Today's problems should have been solved in the 1950s, but in the '50s we were solving the problems of the '20s, and in the 20's we were solving the problems of the 1890's.

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"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..."

"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..." mockup

"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..."

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"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us." mockup

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

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"Could it be nature's way of limiting human occupation and destruction of life of Earth, Daddy?"

"Could it be nature's way of limiting human occupation and destruction of life of Earth, Daddy?" mockup

"Could it be nature's way of limiting human occupation and destruction of life of Earth, Daddy?"

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Pollution and money

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'I tell you, since we bought this hybrid, I really feel we're doing our part for the environment!'

'I tell you, since we bought this hybrid, I really feel we're doing our part for the environment!' mockup

'I tell you, since we bought this hybrid, I really feel we're doing our part for the environment!'

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Pollution Philosopher Gifts Collection

Pollution Philosopher Mugs

Explore our assortment of mugs tailored for pollution philosophers. Discover witty, eco-inspired designs that make every coffee break a conversation starter.

Pollution Philosopher Pillows

Browse our pillows with witty and thoughtful designs for pollution enthusiasts. Perfect for adding personality and eco-awareness to any space.

Pollution Philosopher Prints

View our collection of prints featuring pollution philosopher themes—artful, humorous, and inspiring pieces to elevate any room.

Pollution Philosopher T-Shirts

Find stylish t-shirts that speak to the pollution philosopher in your life. Clever, eco-conscious, and designed to make an impact.