"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."
Pollution Philosopher Pillows
Add comfort and wit to their space with pillows that reflect their environmental passion. Elegant, humorous, and perfect for showcasing their pollution philosophy at home.
Humans...What is their purpose?
"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
The economy and the environment.
Tuesday, 2022
Green Energy used to power polluting industries
Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...
'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'
The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.
"I think the scientists want us to realize our world is warming and do something before future generations can't live here anymore, but it's tough to focus when cheese is so good."
"In space news, our discarded PPE is forming a new planet."
A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.
"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."
Who Was That Greta Girl Again?
Biofuel - a solution or...?
The Procrastinator
'One day this will all be yours.'
Earth Mover 3000: A not-so-happy God with the humans about to use an Earth Mover on Planet Earth
Lessons from the fossil record: Discarded consumer goods in the anthropocene layer in the rock strata.
'Wow... What did you use for bait?'
"What a BEAUTIFUL creature! - I must gas it, then pin it to a cork board...!"
A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts.
"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."
'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'
'CFC's? I've been using this for years!'
The youth shows responsibility!
"Just don't swallow any. What we're wallowing in is Hi- Density-Syntha-Soil Fabricated mud."
"Could it be nature's way of limiting human occupation and destruction of life of Earth, Daddy?"
Monitoring the Air Quality
Minnesota ground water
"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."
"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..."
Today's problems should have been solved in the 1950s, but in the '50s we were solving the problems of the '20s, and in the 20's we were solving the problems of the 1890's.
'No sooner had I gotten over religious guilt when I developed eco-guilt.'
Pollution and money
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