Eco-friendly Philosopher Pillows

'Good to see them getting behind the green message.'

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

The New Normal

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Population train.

"Given a choice, would you prefer to be buried, cremated or converted to fossil fuel?"

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"

Biofuel - a solution or...?

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

"It's not easy being green…"

"I think the scientists want us to realize our world is warming and do something before future generations can't live here anymore, but it's tough to focus when cheese is so good."

'They're misbehaving again. What do we do this time? - flood or global warming?'

Earth Mover 3000: A not-so-happy God with the humans about to use an Earth Mover on Planet Earth

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

Castaway harnessing electricity.

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

"I can remember when water was just wet."

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"