Pollution Philosophers Pillows

'you win a little and ou lose a little. Yesterday the air didn't look as good, but it smelled better.'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

The economy and the environment.

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"In space news, our discarded PPE is forming a new planet."

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

Earth Mover 3000: A not-so-happy God with the humans about to use an Earth Mover on Planet Earth

Biofuel - a solution or...?

"I think the scientists want us to realize our world is warming and do something before future generations can't live here anymore, but it's tough to focus when cheese is so good."

'One day this will all be yours.'

Lessons from the fossil record: Discarded consumer goods in the anthropocene layer in the rock strata.

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

"What a BEAUTIFUL creature! - I must gas it, then pin it to a cork board...!"

A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts.

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

'CFC's? I've been using this for years!'

The youth shows responsibility!

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..."

Minnesota ground water

"Just don't swallow any. What we're wallowing in is Hi- Density-Syntha-Soil Fabricated mud."

'No sooner had I gotten over religious guilt when I developed eco-guilt.'

Today's problems should have been solved in the 1950s, but in the '50s we were solving the problems of the '20s, and in the 20's we were solving the problems of the 1890's.

"Could it be nature's way of limiting human occupation and destruction of life of Earth, Daddy?"

Pollution and money

'I tell you, since we bought this hybrid, I really feel we're doing our part for the environment!'

'I'm just so worried about mercury in the water and sulfur dioxide in the air.'

Penguin hands over oil polluted world to sons...

A seriously ill Planet Earth being rushed into a Hospital's Emergency room