Pollution Pundits Pillows

'I tell you, since we bought this hybrid, I really feel we're doing our part for the environment!'

Lessons from the fossil record: Discarded consumer goods in the anthropocene layer in the rock strata.

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Humans...What is their purpose?

Skeptic Tank.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Noisy energy?

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

National Living Wage from April 1st.

'Bedtime stories at the Browns'.'

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

How Trickle Down Economics Work

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

Tuesday, 2022

'What if we televise government budget hearings and make them pay-per-view?'

'The Final Merger'

We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

New Year 2020

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

World Health Organization

Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'

'One day this will all be yours.'

"Well, our toxic wastes are ten times more harmful thinner hazardous wastes."

The Procrastinator

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

'The trouble is not with your set -- the station just got hit with a new batch of politically correct Federal regulations.'

Voter Suppression

"There's more to basketball than winning. There's also telling China to back off in Hong Kong."

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

"So we're agreed then - there's no need to make any changes to our equal opportunities employment policies."

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

"I refuse to be intimidated by climate alarmist!"