Political Pundits Pillows

The Salute

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.

"How else are we going to pay for the war?"

New Year 2020

"The media don't manipulate the news!"

How Not To Do Conflict Resolution

Trickle Down Economy?

"Who says young people aren't engaged with politics?"

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

"It wasn't until I discovered how much the upper one per cent were losing on dividends that I became a truly compassionate conservative."

Skeptic Tank.

'The trouble is not with your set -- the station just got hit with a new batch of politically correct Federal regulations.'

"The bad news is climate change is for real. The good news is it will make the liberal left extinct by 2050."

"Hmm...I've looked all over the internet and not one call to ban airsoft pistols..."

Voter Suppression

'But everyone knows you can't keep a broken promise.'

The Headless Horseman - Undecided Voters.

National Living Wage from April 1st.

'Rush Limbaugh said not to donate to Haiti using the White House link.... So is he guilty of a 'Haiti' crime?'

'Sorry, Joe -- our only hope is to have Neil Kinnock debate her.'

America eager for war

Special Interests Lobby: The Buck Starts Here.

'What the hell good are new federal regulations if they don't have teeth?'

Fox News.

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

"Mexico and Canada both want to pay for a wall."

American resurrection

Government sleep guidelines

German Logic

"It looks suspicious to me. Next thing we know, he'll claim the U.S. is part of Russia."

The Only GOP Gubernatorial candidate to be endorsed by President Trump. . .

"Don't worry... they'll come back for us when they realize the error of their ways..."

Rush Limbaugh, 1951-2021

"I'm telling you Tom, that was the biggest piece of sh*t I ever sat on!"