Political Punditsaurus Pillows

Trump and Cuban Embargo

"Welcome to the future"

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"Nation-building never works."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Occu-Pie Mars

They're Not Just That Into It

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

The Circular Logic of Fascism

Putin and Zelensky

Skeptic Tank.

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Trump Poutine

Laughingstock

Trump secret police

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me