Press Pundits Pillows

'We wouldn't dream of blaming you...'

News of the World

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

Skeptic Tank.

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

National Living Wage from April 1st.

'Bedtime stories at the Browns'.'

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

How Trickle Down Economics Work

'What if we televise government budget hearings and make them pay-per-view?'

We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.

New Year 2020

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

President Grant denies Ambitions for 3rd Term- A 'Blighting Effect' on Newspaper Editors

World Health Organization

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'

'Ed' 'Op-ed'

'You're going to stitch me up in this interview aren't you?'

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

'The trouble is not with your set -- the station just got hit with a new batch of politically correct Federal regulations.'

Voter Suppression

"That reminds me of the time Hamlet and I – did I mention I knew Hamlet? – Hamlet and I..."

The Jeremy Corbyn Smear-Athon

"There's more to basketball than winning. There's also telling China to back off in Hong Kong."

"You know our 'Never-Overwhelm-The-Reader' policy. Your story is irrelevant, trivial and stupid but not irrelevant, trivial and stupid enough."

"So we're agreed then - there's no need to make any changes to our equal opportunities employment policies."

Coronation Civil Rights

'What's that? None of our creditors will lend us money? Then call Google ... ask them!!

Before the Fall

"It looks suspicious to me. Next thing we know, he'll claim the U.S. is part of Russia."

'What the hell good are new federal regulations if they don't have teeth?'

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.