Press Critic Pillows

President Grant denies Ambitions for 3rd Term- A 'Blighting Effect' on Newspaper Editors

'I'm sorry, but a night of passion with your wife isn't going to sell papers...'

"They don't understand our intellectual avant-garde concept! They're too damn stupid! Throw them out and get new ones!!"

Trial by Media

"Welcome to the future"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Squeezing the Free Press.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Difference of Opinion

Meet the Enemy

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'There's nothing on.'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Trump Poutine

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Trump secret police

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"Which news channel should we watch?"

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"