Pr Critic Pillows

"'Page Not Found' always sounds a little 'careless'. Maybe we could replace it with 'Page Temporarily Engaged in Promoting Alternative Client Focused Services'."

Trial by Media

"Welcome to the future"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Squeezing the Free Press.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Difference of Opinion

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

Meet the Enemy

'There's nothing on.'

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

Trump Poutine

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

Trump secret police

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"Which news channel should we watch?"

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."