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Trial by Media

"Welcome to the future"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Squeezing the Free Press.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Reading my Critics

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

Difference of Opinion

Meet the Enemy

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'There's nothing on.'

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Trump secret police

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"