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Trial by Media

"Welcome to the future"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Squeezing the Free Press.

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Reading my Critics

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

Difference of Opinion

Meet the Enemy

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'There's nothing on.'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

Trump secret police

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"