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Advertising and PR Agency: 'I'm able to spin at 60 words per minute, hype at 50 words and distort at 45 words.'

'There, that's the IT system sorted...now we can do the important stuff!'

'How's business? Well, right now, we outnumber our customers five to one.'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

"National security adviser"

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Target your customer.

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

Information...political rhetoric

"I go that extra mile!"

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

'This merger will cut jobs 40%, reduce salaries 30% and increase the work hours 25%. Your job is to make this look like the best thing that ever happened to our employees.'

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

'How fast can you hype?'

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

'Get me public relations!'

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

"I hear you've got quite a reputation with the girls around the office."

'Get me some shares in public opinion.'

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

'When you do the article, is there any way that you can squeeze the factory into the picture?'

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.'

'This next part is important. Can you say, ‘putting people before profits' - three times fast - without laughing?'

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"There sits the unvarnished truth. Now, how shall we interpret it to our advantage?"

'In our press release, stress that our strategic focus will be on solving society's problems. This is code for making a bundle of money.'

'Remember, a breakthrough is not a breakthrough unless you have some good P.R. for it.'