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It's Not like Progressives Are Exactly Suffering Because They Didn't Support Hillary Clinton

"Nation-building never works."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

Skeptic Tank.

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

Laughingstock

Trump Poutine

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

Tearing up the Iran Deal

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"AI chat bot"

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."