Patriotic Pundits Pillows

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

Skeptic Tank.

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

Scars and Bars

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

'Bedtime stories at the Browns'.'

National Living Wage from April 1st.

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.

New Year 2020

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

Trump Bird

Mo's USA Bar: Tips/Tariffs

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat

'The trouble is not with your set -- the station just got hit with a new batch of politically correct Federal regulations.'

Barack Obama Loves America

Voter Suppression

Stars and Stripes bleeding out

"I never let me bookkeepers forget, I'm a patriot first."

'We agree in principle on the need for Strategic Lapel Pin Size Reduction.'

"Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?"

Voice of the GOP

"There's more to basketball than winning. There's also telling China to back off in Hong Kong."

Hopeful Liberty

Rule Britannia!

'In accordance with the Patriot Act, we find the accused guilty of unspecified acts.'

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

'Sharks have to keep moving to survive, you say?', 'Yep - They're nature's politicians.'

Before the Fall

Statue of Liberty - with teddy