Patriotism Critic Pillows

'My country, right OR wrong' 'My country, right AND wrong!'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Monuments

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

World Cup Fever

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

UNFADED GLORY

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

''The consent of the governed'? -- that could be a deal-breaker.'

Veterans Day '20

Lucky Stars.

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

Scars and Bars

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Veterans Day US

Bring flag factories back to America.

Donald Glover

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

'Give you liberty or give you death? That's easy for you to say. You have nine lives.'

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

"I have to get something off my chest—I don't know the words to the second verse of 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

Support the Troops

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.