Patriotism Ponderer Pillows

"I'm still proud to be an American. Just not proud of all Americans."

'In accordance with the Patriot Act, we find the accused guilty of unspecified acts.'

"I'm not sure if I want the ones endorsed by a controversial figure or the ones being boycotted."

"Where the fattest and biggest puddle is, that's where my homeland is."

UnAmerican Cheese

Barack Obama Loves America

Scars and Bars

Shooting the US Flag

Says here Flag Day is June 14...what the heck is Flag Day?"

The Peace Activists and the Patriot have statues next to each other in the park.

'Put down the game and take off the hat, son...they're playing the national anthem.'

American Apple Pie, $3.95...Made in China.

"Whoa, Mr. Ramirez! Serving in World War II must have been awesome!"

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

"What was I thinking?!"

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Monuments

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

World Cup Fever

UNFADED GLORY

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

''The consent of the governed'? -- that could be a deal-breaker.'

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

Veterans Day '20

Lucky Stars.