Patriot Ponderer Pillows

"I feel bad for the national symbols that can't fly to Canada."

bull dog spirit

"Dude?!. . . We are so scared of a draft. . . we won't even fill out our financial aid forms!"

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"What was I thinking?!"

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

Scars and Bars

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

The Politics of Food.

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

"These brisk fall afternoons remind me of Chekhov, which reminds me of Putin, then Trump, the alt-right, facism, nuclear weapons ... let's go home."

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

George Orwell

"Don't mention Pat Buchanan, pro or con."

Trump Bird

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

"As slim as your chances are for salvation, it's nice to see you keep trying."

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

'Perhaps we do need a plan 'B'.'

A man holding a pro-life sign stands above a group of beaten people who are pro choice.

"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."

American flag with the shadow of a gun.

Barack Obama Loves America

"Who has the most power... the president or his wife?"

Biden Workload

"All those in favour of democracy, raise your hand."

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'